All the time. I’m very confused.
I’m dating your brother, idiot. Well I feel very uneasy just sat in my hotel room, I feel like I should be roaming the corridors and protecting people!
I know you’re dating Lysander. I’m not an Idiot. But he isn’t here at this very moment. And you should get laid.
And I just happen to look exactly like him.Maybe a decent fuck will take your mind off of the whole “protecting people” thing.
I hope you get aids one day, Lorcan.
I don’t force them to do anything, I ask their permission til they say yes.
May as well be forced.
Contrary to what you may think,Lysander. I have friends that like to be around me.
Maybe after you forced them into something they can’t run away from.
You’re never in the mood for me. Did you check the Slytherin Common Room?
No-one ever is. You just force your presence upon them. Like now.
That’s awfully rude, what ever happened to brotherly love?
I’m not in the mood for you.
You like to sniff your girlfriend?
No it’s just a very strong smell. Such as, you smell of peppermint but my nose is nowhere near your body.
No, maybe she’s in the kitchens, have you checked the library?
You clearly don’t know Roxanne. Now go away Lorcan.